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Thread: Oranges and Bananas...very funny!!!

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    Oranges and Bananas...very funny!!!

    An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several Years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange and banana trees.

    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to maybe bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

    As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, 'we're not coming out until you leave!'

    The old farmer frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked.' . . . . . . . . . . Holding the bucket up he said,


    'I'm here to feed the alligator.' Some old men can still think fast.
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    Thanks - I truly enjoy the laughs you send us

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    Ditter,
    You are the best! My day often has a smile because of you. Thanks.

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    And you keep providing our laughs for the day. Thanks again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Your start my day with a smile. Lots of times a laugh. Thanks Ditter.

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    And you did it again, I could hardly wait to share this with my husband, and will take it to coffee club in the morning. You are such a wonderful person, to lighten everyone's spirits the way you do. Love ya!!!
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    You are truly special to keep us laughing all the time. Hugs to you.
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    That's really funny Ditter! Thanks for another great laugh!
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    I look for your jokes every day. They start the day off with a laugh. Thank you.
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    LOL! Very funny. Thanks, Ditter.

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