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    Senior Member lheartsl's Avatar
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    A coworker just sent this goodie>>>>


    A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing... We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend.... And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic? We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office, but I will swing by the house to pick up my things... Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas..."

    The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

    Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

    He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike." And then asks: "But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to?"

    You'll love the answer.


    The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box".



    Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!

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    :shock:

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    :thumbup:

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    good one.

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    :lol: ---women cannot be easily outsmarted

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    Ta-Da!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbup:

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    :thumbup:

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    haha :)

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    :lol::lol::lol:

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    Like it :thumbup:

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