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Thread: The Perfect Husband

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.



    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'

    MAN: 'Yes'

    WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.. It's only $2, 000. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: ' $90,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.'

    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal..'

    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!'

    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.

    He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'

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    OMGOSH~~~ROFLMBO

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    :lol: :lol: :thumbup:

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    Too funny!!!!

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    LOL!!!!!!

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    :lol:

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    Too funny!!!

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    to funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    LOL, I was wondering...........

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    Thanks for the laugh!

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