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09-19-2010, 01:41 AM

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loopywren

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Originally Posted by Ditter43

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

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09-19-2010, 01:45 AM

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loopywren

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Sorry if you got the original posting half way through your joke. I have amended it to the below but not sure if I was in time to stop the original posting.

09-19-2010, 04:47 AM

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raptureready

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That was a bad accident too! I was lucky to have survive uninjured.

LOL LOL LOL

09-19-2010, 05:24 AM

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sueisallaboutquilts

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Originally Posted by raptureready

That was a bad accident too! I was lucky to have survive uninjured.

LOL LOL LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :thumbup: :thumbup:

09-19-2010, 05:28 AM

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adyldrop

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there's more to this one! if you're a man it says since no one is perfect, the man must have lived because the woman had to be driving if there was an accident to begin with...

09-19-2010, 06:35 AM

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CarrieAnne

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LOL!

09-19-2010, 07:37 AM

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littlehud

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Teehee, so funny.

09-19-2010, 08:49 AM

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Ms. Shawn

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditter43

There was a perfect man and a perfect woman. They met each other at a perfect party. They dated for two perfect years. They had the perfect wedding and the perfect honeymoon. They had two perfect children.
One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.
Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two died and one lived.

Who died and who lived?

Too funny!!!

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) :thumbup: :thumbup: