Teach

This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

Jingle

My Husband may forget something. He has never got the numbers mixed up. He has been at this for awhile. If more than two items I give him a list.

Prism99

Oh, I get it. Had to look at it twice, though. Fortunately for me, my dh would not make this mistake because he knows how to cook too!

buslady

Yea, first thought you submitted without finishing, then I figured it out!! LOL

Teach

Oh, I did forget to add the last line.... Sorry! It's "He replied, "They had avacadoes.".
Haven't posted in a long time and then this happens! My keyboard has gremlins living inside it at times.

topstitch

Me too!!!!! LOL

solstice3

I am married to that man, hELP!!!

JoanneS

We keep a list going - and before he goes out the door, I remind him to actually TAKE the list with him.

MimiBug123

If I remind him to take the list with him, I have to give him 5 minutes or so to get to the store. Then I call to remind him to take the list with him when he goes in the store. Some things are easier to do yourself!

JBeamer

The last line soounds like my DH. We don't seem to speak the same language.