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Thread: Perfectly Logical!?!

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    Junior Member Teach's Avatar
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    Perfectly Logical!?!

    This is a story which is perfectly logical to all males:

    A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have avocados, get 6."

    A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

    The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"


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    My Husband may forget something. He has never got the numbers mixed up. He has been at this for awhile. If more than two items I give him a list.
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    Oh, I get it. Had to look at it twice, though. Fortunately for me, my dh would not make this mistake because he knows how to cook too!

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    Yea, first thought you submitted without finishing, then I figured it out!! LOL
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    Oh, I did forget to add the last line.... Sorry! It's "He replied, "They had avacadoes.".
    Haven't posted in a long time and then this happens! My keyboard has gremlins living inside it at times.

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    Me too!!!!! LOL


    Quote Originally Posted by buslady View Post
    Yea, first thought you submitted without finishing, then I figured it out!!

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    I am married to that man, hELP!!!

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    We keep a list going - and before he goes out the door, I remind him to actually TAKE the list with him.

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    If I remind him to take the list with him, I have to give him 5 minutes or so to get to the store. Then I call to remind him to take the list with him when he goes in the store. Some things are easier to do yourself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teach View Post
    Oh, I did forget to add the last line.... Sorry! It's "He replied, "They had avacadoes.".
    Haven't posted in a long time and then this happens! My keyboard has gremlins living inside it at times.
    The last line soounds like my DH. We don't seem to speak the same language.

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