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Thread: A pirate walked into a bar.....funny!!!

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender
    said, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while.
    What happened? You look terrible."


    "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
    "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have
    that before."


    "Well," said the pirate, "We were in a battle, and
    I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."


    The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about
    that hook? What happened to your hand?"


    The pirate explained, "We were in another battle.
    I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My
    hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm
    fine, really."


    "What about that eye patch?"


    "Oh," said the pirate, "One day we were at sea,
    and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one
    of them pooped in my eye."


    "You're kidding," said the bartender. "You couldn't
    lose an eye just from bird shit."





    "It was my first day with the hook."

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    Once again. You are too funny. Love you Ditter.

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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    lol!

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    LOL! Thanks for the morning laugh

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    :thumbup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbdown:

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    LOL... :)

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    I needed this laugh .. Thanks

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    Ditter you have some GOOD ones Today! :lol: :lol:

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    Thank you,....I didn't see that one coming!

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