Lady's Yearly Exam

Old 08-25-2011, 10:11 AM
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.

"How much do you weigh?" she asked.
"135," I said
The nurse put me on the scale.

It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked "Your height?"
"5 foot 4," I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2"

She then took my blood pressure and told me that it is very high.

"Of course it's high!" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"

She put me on Prozac.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:15 AM
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very funny! thanks for the giggle
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:16 AM
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Thanks Cheri!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:17 AM
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When my DD went for her first, she giggled thru the entire procedure. (The MD is someone I worked with so I was the chaperone.) It WASN'T a nervous giggle, she just thought it was a weird and silly thing to do. He and I just shook our heads.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:19 AM
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I love this! Waiting to use it at my next appt.!!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:23 AM
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Funny! I had to share this with some friends.
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:26 AM
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Funny.
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Old 08-25-2011, 11:55 AM
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Thanks for the good laugh of the day.
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Old 08-25-2011, 12:07 PM
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I didn't realize that we went to the same doctor's office.
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Old 08-25-2011, 12:21 PM
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I told my doctor..I was just short for my size...add 6 inches on to me..and I would be perfect. ha ha ha
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