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    A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.
    She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, "I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."
    He answered, "That's okay."
    "I know it's silly, but if you'd call out 'Good bye, Mom' as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."
    She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
    The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.
    Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.
    "That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
    "How come so much? I only bought 5 items."
    The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said
    You'd be paying for her things, too."
    Bet you thought this was going to be a tear jerker.
    Don't trust Little Old Ladies!!!

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    Yep....old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill everytime! Thanks for making my morning brighter!

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    I can always count on you for a laugh. Thanks.

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    Please don't call ME mom.....or late for dinner :wink: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Wiley old bird! :mrgreen:

    The lady in the joke I mean, BW! :wink:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol: good one -- us little old ladies can be treacherous :twisted: :lol:

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sewjoyce
    :lol: :lol: :lol: good one -- us little old ladies can be treacherous :twisted: :lol:
    hey, who you calling old? :evil:

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    If the grey hair fits????? LMBO that would be ME too :roll: :wink: :lol: :lol:

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    who has grey hair? i have ...uhmmm.. light brown hair (about to get darker in the next few days :mrgreen: )

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