pms....funny

Old 11-10-2010, 06:19 PM
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13 Things PMS Stands For:


1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:21 PM
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All completely true hahahahaha
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:24 PM
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Funny! :lol: :lol:
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Old 11-10-2010, 06:32 PM
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lol, in case you haven't noticed, I can definitely get behind a couple of those ;-) Thank you for trying to bring the smiles.
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So funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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So very many are true!! :hunf: :twisted: :oops: :mrgreen:
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Long ago, I was in the kitchen eating potato chips and semi sweet chocolate chips at the same time. My ex-husband came in, looked at the scene and said "Whatever I do for the next week, I'm sorry" I cracked up laughing.
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Old 11-10-2010, 07:51 PM
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I can say numbers.......1,2,10 and 12 would apply to me. :shock:
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Old 11-10-2010, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by hazeljane
Long ago, I was in the kitchen eating potato chips and semi sweet chocolate chips at the same time. My ex-husband came in, looked at the scene and said "Whatever I do for the next week, I'm sorry" I cracked up laughing.
that is really funny ;-) Thank you for sharing!
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Old 11-11-2010, 03:32 AM
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Those are a hoot. Now some of us may be wondering about the conditions for the next phase of life. Any hints? Is there a new list of reasons.
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