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Thread: Politically correct descriptions of men!....funny

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    Super Member Ditter43's Avatar
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    He does not have a BEER GUT.
    He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

    He is not a BAD DANCER.
    He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.

    He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME.
    He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

    He is not BALDING.
    He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.

    He is not a CRADLE ROBBER.
    He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS.

    He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK.
    He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.

    He does not act like a TOTAL ASS.
    He develops a case of RECTAL-ANAL INVERSION.

    He is not a SEX MACHINE.
    He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED.

    He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG.
    He has SWINE EMPATHY.

    He is not afraid of COMMITMENT.
    He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.

    He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES.
    He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.

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    :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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    Yes, yes, and yes!! hahahahaha

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    Ditter, you always have the best to make me smile.

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    I like the accidentally horizontal one. Very funny. Thanks for sharing.

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    Those are great!

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    Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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    These are great, LOL,
    I have another for:-
    He is not BALDING.
    He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
    and it is:-
    He has a SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE. hehe

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    These are great!!!!!!!!! Go girl.

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