The Potty.....funny!!!

Old 01-12-2012, 08:32 AM
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Smile The Potty.....funny!!!

Out of the mouths of babes. It is so unusual to get a funny, non political, non sexist, non racist, and non doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.




A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUTS THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPS ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HITS HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.

HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET." MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"









BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR KETCHUP."
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Old 01-12-2012, 08:46 AM
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That's funny! Thanks for sharing!
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Old 01-12-2012, 11:19 AM
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That is so cute!
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Old 01-12-2012, 11:28 AM
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thanks for a laugh this morning. with a dark, cold, rainy, now turning to snow day, I needed a little lightness.
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Thanks for that Ditter!
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Old 01-12-2012, 12:20 PM
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That is Funny! Kids are great!
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Old 01-14-2012, 05:47 AM
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Out of the mouths of babes, they are so cute
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Qute and funny! Thanks for the laugh!
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Thanks Ditter! That was sooo funny..........didn't see that one coming!
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Thanks Ditter!
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