The Power of Jack Daniels
02-05-2013, 04:53 AM
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The Power of Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels Fishing Story
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good
bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake ... with
two more frogs.
Life is good in the South.
I went fishing this morning, but after a short time I ran out of worms.
Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth. Frogs are good
bass bait.
Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in its mouth,
I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in
my bait bucket.
Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting
bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey
in its mouth. Its eyes rolled back, and it went limp. I released the snake into the
lake without incident and carried on fishing, using the frog.
Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It was that same snake ... with
two more frogs.
Life is good in the South.
Last edited by QuiltnNan; 02-05-2013 at 05:51 AM. Reason: language
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