The Price of Gas In France

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Old 03-22-2011, 03:34 PM
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The Price of Gas in France


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings."

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone
else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
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I love to read this kind of stuff! Thanks for making me laugh.
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Thank you! I enjoyed that even tho I had to read it 3 times before I got it. LOL!!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: to cute!!!
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Good one. Thanks for the laugh.
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very funny-made me smile
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Originally Posted by Momsmurf
The Price of Gas in France


"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone
else. I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse.
Ughhh!!
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lol!
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great groaner joke!
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