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Ditter43 10-25-2010 09:58 AM

During a commercial airline flight an Air Force Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible.

The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items.

When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "Gosh, that's a good looking baby...and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Air Force Pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."
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Murphy 10-25-2010 10:11 AM

ROFL

MinnieKat 10-25-2010 04:03 PM

LOL!

quiltykitty 10-25-2010 04:08 PM

Funny, my laugh for the day.

dreamer2009 10-25-2010 04:34 PM

LMBO

aorlflood 10-25-2010 04:50 PM

LOLOLOL!

CarrieAnne 10-25-2010 06:08 PM

lol!

littlehud 10-25-2010 06:49 PM

Tee hee. Funny.

ChubbyBunny 10-25-2010 06:52 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

lylamarie 10-25-2010 09:27 PM

Ditter, you make my day. Thanks so very much and don't stop.


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