AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use
a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll
be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape.
If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and
does, use the duct tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

OMG how funny! I love the mouse trap one!

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Those are good!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: Love these :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Now why didnt we come up with these remedies on our own?http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-fc/doh.gif These are great!!!!!

These are great! I had to copy and paste to send to my husband. Thanks for the laugh.

DH is rolling!!! He is the DUCT TAPE KING :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

FUNNY!!! :D :D :lol: Love the Duct Tape
BillsBonBon

Oh I loved these LOL :)