Bob forgot his anniversary Wednesday.
His wife was mad. She told him, "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in six seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning when his wife woke up, she looked out the window to find a box.... gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

She opened it up and found a brand new bathroom scale.





Bob has been missing since Friday~~~~~~!!!

I was taking a drink and almost spit it all over my screen! That was a good one! Thanks Ditter

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Good one!

ROTFLMAO!!!

Thanks Ditter.

Thanks Ditter - you always make me laugh!