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Australian Story
[TABLE="width: 100%"] <TBODY>[TR] [TD="width: 99%"]Only a Farm Kid... http://www.quiltingboard.com/BC9F6E6...47977B72@local When you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A Queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his Holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "No, they went to town." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No, he went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don't know how much he charges for Howard." [/TD] [/TR] </TBODY>[/TABLE] |
Oh my! Out of the mouths of babes! LOL!!
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That's too funny!!! Thanks for the laugh.
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Now that's funny!!!
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Wonderfully funny-Thank you for a well needed laugh after Sandy the hurricane had caused so much sadness here
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I like that. It's really funny.:thumbup:
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Now there's a family business : )
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Funny, thanks for the laugh.
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Originally Posted by carol wilson
(Post 5634737)
[table="width: 100%"] <tbody>[tr] [td="width: 99%"]only a farm kid... http://www.quiltingboard.com/bc9f6e6...47977b72@local when you're from the country, your perception is a little bit different. A queensland farmer drove to a neighbours' farmhouse in his holden ute, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "is your dad or your mum home?" said the farmer. "no, they went to town." "how about your brother, howard? Is he here?" "no, he went with mum and dad." the farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "i know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or i can give dad a message." "well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "i really wanted to talk to your dad. It's about your brother howard getting my daughter susie pregnant". The boy thought for a moment... "you would have to talk to dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but i don't know how much he charges for howard." [/td] [/tr] </tbody>[/table] |
Very funny!
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