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Doesn't sound like a quilt topic exactly but bumper stickers are fun and I'm looking for one or more funnies to give me the theme for a new quilt. Please....PM me with yout favorite so they'll all be in one place---and not in my overloaded email box! I appreciate you for taking the time to do this!!!! All sticker sayings welcome!
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Here are some of my favorites:
1. I'm spending my kid's inheritance 2. Re-Elect NO ONE 3. Taxi Mom 4. Kids on board 5. Pets on board 6. If you can read this -- You're too damn close! |
I have brainfade and cannot recall any off the top of my head (and at 4:47 AM - yep - insomnia), but I will be on the lookout and will send you all that I see this weekend that I think are amusing. Sounds like a fun thing to do, and I have a lot of errands to accomplish, so I would expect to see one or two that make me chuckle, I would hope. Happy weekend.
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My former car had "The most violent element of society is ignorance" and this one has "Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup"
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Moonpi - Love the dragon one!
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Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."
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Originally Posted by Butterflyblue
Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."
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"Quilters do it around the block"
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On my one ton dually diesel Dodge Ram 3500: Cowgirl Limousine. And Boys, you have just been passed by a Cowgirl
I would like to get one that says: Does this horse make my butt look big? |
Not quilting, but "If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."
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I don't know if this would work for a quilt theme, "Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet him"
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lauriejo, I cracked up when I read that. But how true.
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Originally Posted by Butterflyblue
Not a bumper sticker, but i saw a sign at a LFS that said "Sewer Parking only. All others will be thrown to the feed dogs."
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love them
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Brakes at all quilt shops
Life is simple, eat, sleep quilt (that is what is around my license plate) Quilters do it on every block. |
My son is a former Marine his reads....Too close for artillery switching to guns.
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erstan947 love that one!
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my husband owned a v w bug bumper sticker when i growup,i want to be a cadilac i owned a cadilac he put this on it owned by a poor husbands wife
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I had one on a car that I no longer own that said "Will work for fabric" with a quilt block beside it.
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Blessed are the children of the Piecemakers, for they shall inherit the quilts.
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Had a license frame that said "BEWARE - Crazy Quilter". Unfortunately the frame was slightly too big for the license and stickers we have in Oregon, so had to abandon the frame. Ohhh, it was fun tho!
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I have always liked the one my mom had hanging in her sewing room "the one who dies with the most stash wins".
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On the back of a car being towed by a huge Motor Home:
I go where I'm towed! |
One of our couple friends have what I call a mini yacht. The guy had Poverty Sucks painted on it to look like a bumper sticker. LOL
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I cant say what my old bummer sticker said lol im sooo bad!! And the ones i just thought of for quilting cant be typed here either,,,,,, i have a mind in the gutter. Maybe quilting will help. lol
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Our neighbor, a former Marine, has a bumper sticker which says:
Marines: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight. (I have kids in the Army) What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about? |
I owe, I owe, so off to work I go. (saw this on a car that was rusty and rickety lol.
My other car is a BMW (on an old punchbuggy lol |
This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. |
Originally Posted by Margie
This is not a bumper sticker but saw a guy on motorcycle and on the back of his shirt it said
If you can read this, the bitch fell off. |
Sorry nothing quilt related. The only bumper sticker that stuck in my tiny little grey matter was......"I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet". haha people are so grouchy these days!
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My car always has bumper sticker on it.
The one that stays the same says: "HATE is not a family value." Others revolve. there is usually an iggy (Italian Greyhound) sticker. This one says "Get Iggy with it" and another is a Gandhi quote: " I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." (Sometimes folks around here need reminding of what are really Christian values...) |
"Your mother was pro-life."
"When you go to war, remember to wear your brown pants." "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank a soldier." |
not a bumper sticker - but saw a license plate "wuzhiz" on a corvette.
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My bro sent this one to me. "Quiltabeast Caution: Will stampede at the sight of a fabric sale." www.quarterinchpublishing.com I believe this company has a copyright on it but I thought it was hilarious! Sue
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Not a quilt related one, but funny,
pull the wrinkles out of your face, go braless. |
I know you can't use this one, but it is the only one that sticks in my mind: "What if the whole world fartet at once?" Not sure WHY anyone would put that on their car.
Oh, then there is "A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work." That could be quilt-verted. |
A neighbor down the hall has this sign on her door, "Welcome to the house of poverty".
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Not all who wander are lost....
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The sign on our front door says, "Friends welcome. Family by appointment only." Under the fishing rod and fish!
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These are really good! I love funny ones but not crazy about political or religious ones even if I agree with them.
But I love that Gandhi quote- awesome!! |
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