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Ditter43 01-25-2011 06:48 AM

The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and I starting jumping up and down along with her.

She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you re so happy." She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant!


I knew that they had been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!"

Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I as ked her how she knew. She said....

Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive.

lovingmama 01-25-2011 06:52 AM

That's funny!

Thank God it was just a twin pack, not a twelve pack!

lauriejo 01-25-2011 06:55 AM

So that is how you find out you are having twins! ROFL

lyndad 01-25-2011 07:02 AM

Oh my that's funny!:)

mrspete 01-25-2011 07:50 AM

lol, that was funny

SewCraftyGirl 01-25-2011 08:08 AM

Thanks for the laugh!

quiltlonger 01-25-2011 09:34 AM

LOL-- poor babies


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