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Airwick156 01-22-2011 01:03 PM

A blonde buys a ticket and wins the lottery. She goes to lottery headquarters to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The blonde says, "I want my $20 million."
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The man replied, "No, sorry lady. It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years."
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The blonde said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it."
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Again, the man explain that she would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.
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The blonde, furious with the man, screams out, "Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"

The Creative Seamstress 01-22-2011 01:04 PM

LMAO, wow. Sure lady - here's your dollar and I'll take the ticket ;)

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Ditter43 01-22-2011 01:36 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

sewwhat85 01-22-2011 11:02 PM

lol

Pickles 01-22-2011 11:16 PM

LOL :D


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