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Momsmurf 01-16-2011 05:37 PM

THE JOYS OF BECOMING A PARENT "LATER" IN LIFE!

- Childbirth at 65

Too good not to pass on, Enjoy!!

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked.

'Not yet,' she said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

sueisallaboutquilts 01-16-2011 05:38 PM

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lololol :D:D

CoyoteQuilts 01-16-2011 06:13 PM

Oh my!

amandasgramma 01-16-2011 06:23 PM

OMG -- that's FUNNY!

knlsmith 01-16-2011 06:28 PM

Lol!!

shawnemily 01-16-2011 06:30 PM

LOL

Texasjunebug 01-16-2011 06:41 PM

Whew, what a relief. I was scared there actually was a 65YO that would offer to carry a baby, let alone raise one! Gee, I'm exhausted just thinking about it!

Qbee 01-16-2011 07:21 PM

ROFL!!! Too funny!!!

janethagy 01-16-2011 07:39 PM

That is to funny!!!

Jan in VA 01-16-2011 09:17 PM

I'm going to have nightmares!! Suppose it happened to me? Or you? Ye gads!! :lol:

Jan in VA


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