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Ditter43 07-29-2011 10:13 PM

This is a tribute to all the Grandmas who have been fearless and . . . .
learned to use the Computer.....
They are the greatest!!!



THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA
The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.






We do not stop playing because we grow old;

We grow old because we stop playing.

NEVER Be The First To Get Old!

coloradosky 07-29-2011 11:33 PM

Thanks, Ditter, enjoyed it.

litacats 07-29-2011 11:39 PM

I have read that one before but it still amuses me.
thanks for the chuckle

alikat110 07-30-2011 02:16 AM

Cute!!! My mom won't even attempt to understand a computer!

LoriEl 07-30-2011 02:54 AM

That's good. Thanks for the laugh!

RenaB 07-30-2011 03:43 AM


Originally Posted by alikat110
Cute!!! My mom won't even attempt to understand a computer!

My mother is the same way! She says, I have made it this many years without one and sure I can make it the remainder. Sigh, :roll:

bjrusty 07-30-2011 04:04 AM

Hi Ditter, this is cool. Barb

QuiltnNan 07-30-2011 04:23 AM

:lol: :lol:

quilt1950 07-30-2011 07:24 AM

We do not stop playing because we grow old;

We grow old because we stop playing.

NEVER Be The First To Get Old!


This is one reason I quilt. I think it helps keep me young (or at least younger)

Glassquilt 07-30-2011 09:12 AM

Cute

grammajojo 07-30-2011 10:30 AM

Thanks Ditter!


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