A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered. "On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.
I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you'!"

St. Peter was impressed! "When did all this happen?" he asked.






"Oh, a couple of minutes ago"

Funny, I've missed reading your stories.

Ooops!!! To funny

Thanks Ditter! :thumbup: :thumbup:

good one

Love it!

Funny