Quiltingboard Forums - Crazy Quilting Retreat

where are you? will they let you talk? send out pictures! are they holding you against your will? we'll send people in to rescue you! 35 quilters armed with pins and rotary cutters! never fear! we'll defeat those crazies and get you out of there! (is the food any good? should we plan to attack around lunch or dinner time?) we can get more quilters if we need them.....( what are they serving?) we can gag your abductors with fat quarters and tie them up with measuring tapes.(has anyone mentioned dessert? are they having a really good dessert? nutritionally that's very important! an army fights on it's stomach you know! especially an army of quilters.) don't despair we'll try to get there in time for the first course, er i mean, by noon, and we'll camoflage ourselves with landscape fabrics so they won't see us until it's too late. hopefully we can get some of the burly men quilters, and any burly women quilters, in case we have to break down doors. send pictures! be sure to include the layout and where you are and where the kitchen is, so we can find you easily. if we're not there by 2:00 wait for us at the refrigerator if you can. just wrap a sheet around you if it's white, or wrap yourself in tinfoil if it's stainless. they'll never find you! but we will, because WE ARE QUILTERS! we can not be fooled! and we will not RETREAT!