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Moonglow 01-04-2011 03:04 AM

A man feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem.

The Doctor told him there was a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

'Here's what you do,' said the Doctor, ' stand about 40 feet away from her, and in normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, 'I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens.' Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again he gets no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. 'Honey, what's for dinner?'

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. 'Peg, what's for dinner?'

'Frank, for the FIFTH time, CHICKEN!'

sunflower126 01-04-2011 04:14 AM

That's hilarious. I live with "Frank". The only difference is he has hearing aids.

CarrieAnne 01-04-2011 06:00 AM

lol!

lovingmama 01-04-2011 06:47 AM

That cracks me up.

quiltinggrandmaca 01-04-2011 07:49 AM

That's just too funny.

sewing4kix 01-04-2011 07:57 AM

Hehehehehehe lol

BETTY62 01-04-2011 08:09 AM

My DH's hearing level is determined on what I say. Whisper Dinner is ready and it's great... yell take out the trash, not so good. LOL

sueisallaboutquilts 01-04-2011 08:27 AM

OMG that's hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the belly laugh of the day!!!!!!! hahahahahaha :D:D

bluteddi 01-04-2011 09:05 AM

LOL... awwww the ole selecttive hearing trick.. errr.. i mean aliment

MrsM 01-04-2011 09:10 AM

At my house it is called selective hearing. lol


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