IF YOU HAD . . .
Insights into the economy:


If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received a $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

Ditter you did it again :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: to cute.

Funny!!!

Thanks for another good laugh.

Hee hee !!

:D

Love it!!

Where do you come up with these?! Thanks!!:D

I just love your humor, for sure we need it these days when things just keep getting more and more expensive.

You gave us a funny little reality check!!!!!


sandy14

Amen...