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BeckyL 09-27-2011 02:55 AM

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table..
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...The husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful should remember fairies are female.....

TanyaL 09-27-2011 03:28 AM

Well, men will be men, what can you do? LOL!

sewwhat85 09-27-2011 06:33 PM

i love that one lol

sylviak 09-27-2011 06:49 PM

Be careful what you wish for, LOL!

kiffie2413 09-27-2011 07:02 PM

:thumbup: :thumbup: Great joke!


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