A few "Ditterisms" to make you smile!
 

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!


My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.


A bartender is just a pharmacist
with a limited inventory.


I may be schizophrenic,
but at least I have each other.

Oh, good! I have a "stash" of Ditterisms!

too funny!!! :-)

Thanks Ditter!:thumbup:

Ditterisms - any time of the day!

Thanks for always giving us a smile!

loved the last 1

Too funny !! lol thanks for sharing!

I loved the last one too. .. But they all made me chuckle

thank you so much for the funnies

Ditter I don't know where you find all these funnies but you sure do a great job at.Love to see something from Ditter sure to smile.

Thanks for the laughs. Have a nice day!

To funny Thanks

I always look for your funnies first thing, before I read anything else on here. Thanks for finding all of these sweet loveabe things.

Thanks for the smiles

You always brings a smile to my day! Thanks

Ditter, you are the best!!!