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May in Jersey 05-24-2012 05:18 AM

Final word on nutrition and health.
 
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

quiltstringz 05-24-2012 06:46 AM

You just made my day! Thanks

Neesie 05-24-2012 06:49 AM

.:thumbup:

QuiltnNan 05-24-2012 08:42 AM

love it!!!!!!

Tartan 05-24-2012 08:47 AM

I guess I'm doomed!:D

burchquilts 05-24-2012 02:22 PM

Ain't it da troof?!?!

nycbgirl 05-24-2012 03:59 PM

if only that was the issue!

nivosum 05-24-2012 06:34 PM

Love it. I passed that one on.

ranbro 05-25-2012 03:21 AM

Thanks. Now I can eat what I want knowing it will not make any difference.

Scakes 05-25-2012 03:53 AM

LOL. Thanks for sharing.


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