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Ditter43 05-08-2011 10:58 AM

Two little old ladies, Dorace & Jackie were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

The short one, Jackie leaned over and said,

'Life is so boring. We never have any fun any more. For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show!'

'You're on!' said Dorace, holding up a $10.00 bill.

So Jackie slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

Finally, the smiling Jackie came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering, clapping crowd.

'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.

'I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement... !'


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Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably
And never regret anything that made you smile!

CarrieAnne 05-08-2011 11:17 AM

lol!

CarolinePaj 05-08-2011 11:36 AM

LOL!

Hugs

jmabby 05-08-2011 01:00 PM

Love it!!

M.E.H. 05-08-2011 01:17 PM

Love this one!!! :D

Ditter43 05-08-2011 04:13 PM

Good reason to stay away from flower shows!! :lol:

sueisallaboutquilts 05-08-2011 04:16 PM

I'm roaring over this one!!!!!!!!!! Thanks :D:D

Brenda M 05-08-2011 04:19 PM

Hilarious Ditter!

gzuslivz 05-08-2011 04:39 PM

Oh, Ditter! What would we do without you?!? The whole family roared at that one.

Lisanne 05-08-2011 05:07 PM

:::wince::: lol!


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