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Ditter43 02-22-2013 09:59 AM

'Football ' and the Blonde
 
Of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best -- because it makes football make sense!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'


I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!"

quiltstringz 02-22-2013 12:58 PM

That was great and now I finally get football!

owlvamp 02-22-2013 01:01 PM

That is to funny. Thanks for the laugh today!

mighty 02-22-2013 03:14 PM

That is so funny!!!!!

Grandma Bonnie 02-22-2013 06:29 PM

Funny!! Thanks for posting!

MaryMo 02-22-2013 06:39 PM

Chuckle .... chuckle ... chuckle ... and LOL! That was funny.
My dog Bonnie is sitting here looking at me as if I had lost my mind. duh! more LOL! :D

lclang 02-24-2013 06:14 AM

Yes indeedy, that's how I feel about football!

IBQUILTIN 02-24-2013 09:41 AM

I love it I don't like football, but it does make it make sense

Stitchit123 02-24-2013 10:23 AM

LOL this will come in handy the next time some one says ''you'd like it if you understood it'' as they go into the football lecture.

caspharm 02-24-2013 10:51 AM

Great joke, Ditter!


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