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Sunnie 02-16-2012 06:46 PM

Funny, at least I thought so.
 
[h=6]A woman walks into a veterinarian's waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. The rabbit obviously does not want to be there.

"Sit, Fluffy!" she says. Fluffy glares at her, and sopping wet, jumps up on another customer's lap, getting water all over him.

"I said sit, now there's a good Fluffy," says the woman, slightly embarrassed.
...
Fluffy, wet already, squats in the middle of the room and urinates. The woman, mortally embarrassed, shouts, - "Darn it, Fluffy, will you be good?!"

Fluffy then starts a fight with a Doberman and pursues it out of the office. As the woman leaves to go after it, she turns to the rest of the flabbergasted customers and says:

"Please pardon me... I just washed my hare, and can't do a darn thing with it!"[/h]

eann 02-16-2012 07:12 PM

Indeed, very funny. I needed a chuckle tonight!

amyjo 02-16-2012 08:53 PM

I can appreciate that.

MaryStoaks 02-16-2012 10:46 PM

Thanks Sunnie!:thumbup:

sculpyfan 02-17-2012 10:29 AM

Groan. That's a clean one I can share with my grandson.

BarbaraSue 02-20-2012 11:51 AM

thanks for the chuckle

Chasing Hawk 02-20-2012 12:35 PM

Cute!!!

I especially like the part about the Dobie.

annies-best 02-20-2012 12:43 PM

Thanks i needed that

Learner747 02-21-2012 02:43 PM

So very cute.


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