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TanyaL 08-07-2011 08:14 AM

This took place in Charlotte, North Carolina . A lawyer purchased a
box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against,
among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great
cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series
of small fires.' The insurance company refused to pay, citing the
obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal
fashion.

The lawyer sued - and WON! (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that
the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure
them against fire, without defining what is considered to be
unacceptable 'fire' and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his
loss of the cigars that perished in the 'fires'.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer
was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This Joke won First Place in last year's Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

New Quilter 08-07-2011 08:33 AM

This is the #1 Best in my file of, "Will Men Ever Learn" jokes...thank you for the laugh...Naomi
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

RenaB 08-07-2011 08:49 AM

Too funny!

Hen3rietta 08-07-2011 11:13 AM

I love it. Must pass this on to my colleagues!

katydidit 08-07-2011 11:14 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

luvnquilt 08-07-2011 11:21 AM

LOL!!! I love it!!!

Glassquilt 08-07-2011 12:37 PM

Love it

blueangel 08-07-2011 04:30 PM

Funny


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