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THREE LADIES IN A SAUNA

Three women, 2 younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.

Suddenly there was a beeping sound.
One of the young women pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.

The others looked at her questioningly.
“That was my pager”, she said. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm”.

A few minutes later a phone rang.
The other young lady lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished she explained “That was my cellphone. I have a microchip in my hand”.

The older lady felt very low-tech. Not to be out done, she decided she had to do something just as impressive.
She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.

The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.

The older lady finally said, “Well, will you look at that? I’m getting a fax!”.