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Ditter43 11-07-2012 01:53 PM

The girl on the beach.....
 
I have to thank my friend Roberta for this one...Thanks friend!


A couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing: she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn't know for sure, they decided to just continue watching her.

After a couple of weeks the wife said, 'Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?' He hadn't and said so.

Then she said, 'Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing.'

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.

'Well, is she selling drugs?' she asked,excitedly.

'No, she's not,' he said, enjoying this probably more
than he should have.

'Well, what is it then? What does she do?' his wife fairly shrieked.

The man grinned and said, 'She's a battery salesperson.'

'Batteries?' cried the wife.

'Yes!' he replied.

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OOOOH! You're gonna dislike me for this -
but it will make your day!

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'She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!'

And People Ask themselves why they gave me their E-mail address?

Teddybear Lady 11-07-2012 01:55 PM

Hahahahahahahaha...good one!

Tartan 11-07-2012 01:57 PM

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle:D

Neesie 11-07-2012 01:57 PM

:D Love it!!! :D

Grandma Bonnie 11-07-2012 03:13 PM

Funny one!! Thanks for sharing!

JudyTheSewer 11-07-2012 03:29 PM

:-) :-) :-)

tesspug 11-07-2012 04:31 PM

DH says that's a good one.

Sunnye 11-08-2012 05:09 AM

Thank you, once again, for a delightful start of my day!

damaquilts 11-08-2012 05:43 AM

hehehe!!!!

Joset 11-08-2012 06:56 AM

love it hah a

Country1 11-08-2012 10:45 AM

Good one from Ditter as always! I really like that one.

Scakes 11-09-2012 04:46 AM

WE don't live too far from the beach. I need to share this one. LOL. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Homespun 11-09-2012 06:03 AM

Oh, ha, ha, ha, that is good!

char593 11-09-2012 07:39 AM

You made my day.

Norad 11-09-2012 09:36 AM

Thanks Ditter, loved it. Sharing!!!

solstice3 11-09-2012 10:02 AM

that is cute

karate lady 11-09-2012 11:08 AM

hee hee hee hee hee hee

zennia 11-09-2012 01:44 PM

cleaning up my spilled coffee now. You are the best.

collady 11-09-2012 03:39 PM

Ditter you are wonderful!

caspharm 11-09-2012 06:28 PM

Very funny!

Stitchit123 11-09-2012 07:01 PM

Thank you Ditter for the laugh and the revival of memories of my Great Aunt Lou -when I was very little we would walk along the beach gathering shells and singing that and many other ''shore line ditties'' She would have loved this : )

craftymatt2 11-10-2012 08:24 AM

Oh how cute, thank you again for the funnies

BeckyB 11-10-2012 08:38 AM

Thank you so much for that smile you just put on my face....I needed that!


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