Golf humor
<tt>During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity</tt><o:p></o
<tt>level, and so I described a typical day this way:</tt><o:p></o <tt>"Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank</tt><o:p></o <tt>eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up</tt><o:p></o <tt>and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy,</tt><o:p></o <tt>crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake</tt><o:p></o <tt>and took four "leaks" behind big trees."</tt><o:p></o <tt>Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one heck of an</tt><o:p></o <tt>outdoors man!"</tt><o:p></o <tt>"No," I replied, "I'm just a very terrible golfer."</tt><o:p<o:p</o</o |
cute... sent it to my brother the golfer
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Will have to share this with some golfer friends. LOL.
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