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Ditter43 01-21-2011 07:18 AM

(Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) You'll love it:

Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's.



Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.

They don't say, 'Hurry up.'

They wear glasses and funny underwear.

They can take their teeth and gums out.

Grandparents don't have to be smart.

When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.

Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us..

They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.


A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''

It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.

SherriB 01-21-2011 07:20 AM

Those are so funny!! Especially the one about the airport. LOL!!

sewwhat85 01-21-2011 07:23 AM

lol i love being a grandparent it is the best

Willa 01-21-2011 08:16 AM

Sounds like those kids had wonderful grandparents.

Grama Lehr 01-21-2011 08:19 AM

OMG!! :wink: I bet one of my grandkids wrote that!!

Lindsey 01-21-2011 08:21 AM

that is so funny love the gas leak and the airport one.

mrs theo 01-21-2011 08:23 AM

I love being a grandmother! Unfortunately, I sometimes think that I'm more strict than the parents. My youngest DGD was having trouble with a little boy at daycare one day, she looked at him, put a hand on her hip and asked, "Do we need to call Grammy Barb?"...guess where she's heard that before :lol:

littlehud 01-21-2011 08:46 AM

I love this. My DGD other grandma lives in Georgia and whenever she sees a plane she asks if Grandma Karen is on it.

quiltlonger 01-21-2011 11:01 AM

no grand kids here.. but I can remember mine and am prepared we have 3 dogs!!

Quiltforme 01-21-2011 08:04 PM

Oh so sweet makes me miss grandpa!


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