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Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00. At a special ceremony, two
of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild
amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a
killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire
running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him
away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking
his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to
his Walkman.

Are Ya OK Now? - No?

Two animal rights defenders were protesting the cruelty
of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two
thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding
madly. The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

What? STILL having a Bad Day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it.
Forgetting it was the bomb; he opened it and was blown to bits. God is Good!

There now, Feeling Better? I know i am,,,LOL***

LOL BW! Love the one about the Walkman - appeals to my wicked sene of humour!

funny..reminds me of the time when we moved into our new home and there was a big huntsman spider on the wall..now.. I dont love spiders but I didnt want to kill it either so i got the broom and got him on the end of it and opened the window and shook him onto the ground and then a bird swooped down and ate it!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the laughs. My day is great now.

OH MY!! LOL LOL LOL :mrgreen: . I'm imagining the husband and wife in the emergency room....I'm imagining the doctor and nurse trying to keep a straight face...LOL LOL LOL :mrgreen: Thanks - After falling when I got out of bed (no damage - tripped), spilling the cereal this morning, and spilling my cup of coffee.....I NEEDED this!

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