MY
FIRST TIME...


It was my first time ever

And I'll
Never forget

I'd do it
Again

Without a
Single regret.

The sky was
Dark

The moon
Was high

We were all
Alone

Just she
And I.

Her hair
Was soft

Her eyes
Were blue

I knew just
What

She wanted
To do.

Her skin so
Soft

Her legs so
Fine

I ran my
Fingers

Down her
Spine.

I didn't
Know how

But I tried
My best

I started
By placing

My hands on
Her breast

I remember
My fear

My fast
Beating heart

But slowly
She spread

Her legs
Apart.

And when I
Did it
I felt no shame

All at
Once

The white
Stuff came.

At last
it's finished

It's all
Over now

My first
Time ever

At milking
A cow...


NOW
ALL YOU DIRTY MINDS SAY 3 HAIL MARYS...








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That is really neat.

Funny!!!!

Great punch line. ROFL

Cute

hmmmm.

aww ... go ahead and chuckle .... you know you want to ...... :lol: <JK>

I was reading and could NOT believe that the moderators didn't take this off the board!

pause.

Hail Marys said. :)

My dirty old mind says, "I love it!"

Kinda like what word starts with f and ends with a k?