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Ditter43 11-08-2010 09:06 PM

"One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river,
his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked,
"Why are you crying?"

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the
axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.

"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, "Yes.."

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to
keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.



Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the
riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord
again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE "Is this
your wife?" the Lord asked..

"Yes," cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with
CAMERON DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my
wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a
poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I
said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and
honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

quiltingfan 11-08-2010 09:18 PM

I look for your name now so that I can get my laugh of the day... Thank you...

just-sew-together 11-09-2010 06:53 AM

Dang................ I knew there had to be a really a GOOD reason!!! Too, too funny.....

Murphy 11-09-2010 07:33 AM

You just make my day full of humor.

leiladylei54 11-09-2010 09:32 AM

Too funny!!!

grammiepamie 11-09-2010 11:20 AM

Yea Ditter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ileen 11-09-2010 12:43 PM

Thanks Ditter You Have made My Day. Funny, Funny!!!!!!

jljack 11-09-2010 01:43 PM

Here's another --

A man was speeding down the highway in his brand new car. A Highway Patrolman was just finishing his shift, but decided to stop the guy anyway since he was going so fast. As he walked up to the window and said "It's just at the end of my shift. If you can give me a reason for your speeding that I have never heard before, I'll let you go". The man thought for a minute, and said "Two weeks ago my wife left me for a Highway Patrolman and I thought you were bringing her back".

The officer said, "That's the best I've ever heard. Have a nice day, sir."

Ileen 11-09-2010 01:53 PM

Love It Very Funny.!!!!!!!

mommamac 11-09-2010 02:12 PM


Originally Posted by quiltingfan
I look for your name now so that I can get my laugh of the day... Thank you...

Me too!


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