How cold is it?? (funny)
COLD IS A RELATIVE THING...
65 degrees above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. People in Michigan plant gardens. 60 degrees above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Michigan sunbathe. 50 degrees above zero: Floridians get their fur coats out. People in Michigan drive with the windows down.. 40 degrees above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt. 35 degrees above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Michigan have the last cookout before it gets cold. 20 degrees above zero: People in Miami all die. Michiganders close the windows. Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Michigan get out their winter coats. 10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies door to door. 20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Michigan let the dogs sleep indoors. 30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Michiganders get upset because they can't start the Snowmobile. 40 below zero: ALL atomic motion stops. People in Michigan start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?' 50 below zero: H*ll freezes over. The Lions win the Super Bowl ! |
So true :) One could substitute Minnesota for Michigan except one cannot substitute Vikings in the last line :D
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I agree with everything but the last one. I have cooked out on the grill with 2 to 4 feet of snow on the ground.
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Rofl! Thanks for the giggles!
This reminds me of something I read somewhere, can't remember where. A woman said she didn't realize her nipples were supposed to be soft until she moved from North Dakota to Texas. Rofl!!! |
Makes me glad I live in South Texas.
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This is so funny. I do grill year round. It was down to 27 the past week. Cold for here cause of humidity. Had the air conditioner on for 3 days this weekend. Was 70, hot & muggy. Now it is 30 again. We never know from day to the next. We dress up in the morning & peel off in the afternoon.
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Originally Posted by nonymac
(Post 4880217)
I agree with everything but the last one. I have cooked out on the grill with 2 to 4 feet of snow on the ground.
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Love this! Thanks for a wonderful laugh!
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Good one! :D
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I didn't realize grilling was seasonal??? What the heck. I grill outside all year...gotta remove some snow from around the grill but the heat melts the rest teh heh!
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