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SharonC 02-10-2010 12:27 PM

HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B**CH

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''





:lol: :shock: :shock:

nativetexan 02-10-2010 12:31 PM

Ohhh, i should have thought of that!! great idea :mrgreen:

Quilter7x 02-10-2010 12:34 PM

Excellent! :lol:

beachlady 02-10-2010 12:37 PM

I love it!!!!!

mochasue 02-10-2010 12:41 PM

Perfect!

Marjpf 02-10-2010 01:16 PM

Good one!

dizzy 02-10-2010 01:31 PM


Originally Posted by SharonC
HOW TO BE A GRACIOUS B**CH

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce.

Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new, young wife had bought the exact same dress as her mother!

Jennifer asked her father's new young wife to exchange it, but she refused.. ''Absolutely not! I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it,'' she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, ''Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day..''

A few days later, they went shopping, and did find another gorgeous dress for her mother.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, ''Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, ''Of course I do, dear.....I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding.''





:lol: :shock: :shock:

very good I like that one

littlehud 02-10-2010 01:32 PM

That is great. What a quick thinking mom. :-D

maryb119 02-10-2010 03:40 PM

Good one!!

dkabasketlady 02-10-2010 03:49 PM

SO FUNNY!!! That's fast thinking on your toes!!


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