How hot is it? (funny)
 

IT'S SO HOT .....REALLY - HOW HOT IS IT ........?

.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
.....you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

IT'S SO DRYthat the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists
are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics
are praying for the wine to turn back into water.

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OMG, so funny,
does anyone else have a cute funny to add to the list???

Love this!!! This is only the second day after a week of triple digets...it is just heavenly and ONLY in the 80's.

cute..:)...:thumbup:

Love it.
Like Tink's Mom in Chicago, it's only in the 80's here today! Whew-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the joke.

You must live in my neighborhood... LOL! Who knew mid-90's would be considered "cool"!?! LOL!

Just your average summer day in Florida... but actually, we've been cool & fairly dry (for summer anyway). I actually want to go work in the yard! So glad your heat wave has finally broken!

I do like the idea of pulling cooked potatoes from the ground... hee hee.

And I believe every word. Yesterday I picked up a few things at the grocery store...supper was ready by the time I drove home.

Too cute! We're actually getting a little break down here! Been raining off and on last few days so only getting in the 80's!

the dogs are so hot they're looking for rolls and mustard.

Thanks for the great chuckle! :)

I lived in the Oklahoma panhandle for a couple of years and where we lived there were very few trees but right across the road were some big transmission lines on the big double poles. One day I looked out and saw something weird looking but I couldn't tell what it was for sure so I grabbed the binoculars. There were 3 to 5 meadowlarks sitting in the shade of every pole! It was about 110 that day. Poor birds.