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MaryAnnMc 11-30-2012 06:00 AM

Taking the Fifth!!

dunster 11-30-2012 06:11 PM

This reminds me of a joke that I thought was *VERY VERY* funny when I was young.

Why do elephants wear sunglasses?



Answer: So they won't be recognized.



What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?


Answer: "Here come the elephants."



What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming wearing sunglasses?



Answer: Nothing. He didn't recognize them.



LOL, I still think it's funny.

Country1 11-30-2012 08:30 PM

I now know why my 6 year old DGD is smarter than me! LOL

granky 12-01-2012 03:57 AM

Had heard this long ago, but STILL got them wrong! Duh!

lisalovesquilting 12-01-2012 04:26 AM


Originally Posted by Sandra in Minnesota (Post 5688411)
My answer was, "why would anyone want to put a giraffe in a refrigerator"?

Mine too! But I did remember I put the elephant in the fridge so he couldn't go to the conference.:D

Atomicdog 12-01-2012 04:47 AM

0 for 4 for me!! Best test I ever failed!

Scakes 12-01-2012 06:26 AM

I got them wrong but had a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.

nana20010 12-01-2012 10:19 AM

all wrong but kids are smarter than us

QandE2010 12-01-2012 03:32 PM

I got them wrong, but once I saw the answers, they make perfect sense.

katesnanna 12-01-2012 07:13 PM

No score for me but I enjoyed it.


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