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butterflywing 09-08-2009 08:47 PM


Important Women's Health Issue:


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke


WARNINGS:

- The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

- The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

- The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

- The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse without spitting.


Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.





Lisanne 09-08-2009 09:19 PM

Butterflywing, when I saw your name attached to this, somehow I knew it wasn't going to be about swine flu.

Tell us, please, when you made use of margaritas, which karaoke songs did you sing? Inquiring minds want to know.

Moonpi 09-08-2009 10:33 PM

And now we know why hubby is smiling in your avatar...

k3n 09-09-2009 01:47 AM

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must say that many years ago in my youth :mrgreen: I was a victim of Happy Hour margaritas - two for the price of one - all I will say is, most of the side effects you mentioned are right on the money and NO I will NOT tell you which ones! :shock: :lol:

reneebobby 09-09-2009 03:14 AM

Well that explains it. hahahaha I have a side effect loss of ones clothes. :shock:

sandpat 09-09-2009 04:59 AM

If comsumed when sitting.....I can attest to the loss of motor skills when trying to stand... :roll:, the upside being that you don't care! And no...I've never gotten to the karaoke...THANK GOODNESS!

Ninnie 09-09-2009 06:41 AM

I will say this, I am a great karaoke singer!! :D :D :D
And I have been to margarettiaville once or twice in my life! :roll: :roll:
I have never been guilty of dancing on the tables ! 8) 8)
At least, I don't think so! :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

sewjoyce 09-09-2009 06:48 AM

Overindulging in margaritas can cause one to hug the porcelain throne for hours :oops: :oops:


May in Jersey 09-09-2009 06:59 AM

Butterfly, There are times when this RX it just the right thing to get us back in the grove. May

butterflywing 09-09-2009 08:58 AM


Originally Posted by k3n
:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must say that many years ago in my youth :mrgreen: I was a victim of Happy Hour margaritas - two for the price of one - all I will say is, most of the side effects you mentioned are right on the money and NO I will NOT tell you which ones! :shock: :lol:

let' see:

erotic lustfulness
loss of clothing
table dancing
desire to sing karaoke

that's why hans loves you. not the spitting part.


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