Important Women's Health Issue:


Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke


WARNINGS:

- The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.

- The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.

- The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.

- The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse without spitting.


Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.

Butterflywing, when I saw your name attached to this, somehow I knew it wasn't going to be about swine flu.

Tell us, please, when you made use of margaritas, which karaoke songs did you sing? Inquiring minds want to know.

And now we know why hubby is smiling in your avatar...

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I must say that many years ago in my youth :mrgreen: I was a victim of Happy Hour margaritas - two for the price of one - all I will say is, most of the side effects you mentioned are right on the money and NO I will NOT tell you which ones! :shock: :lol:

Well that explains it. hahahaha I have a side effect loss of ones clothes. :shock:

If comsumed when sitting.....I can attest to the loss of motor skills when trying to stand... :roll:, the upside being that you don't care! And no...I've never gotten to the karaoke...THANK GOODNESS!

I will say this, I am a great karaoke singer!! :D :D :D
And I have been to margarettiaville once or twice in my life! :roll: :roll:
I have never been guilty of dancing on the tables ! 8) 8)
At least, I don't think so! :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops: :lol: :lol:

Overindulging in margaritas can cause one to hug the porcelain throne for hours :oops: :oops:

Butterfly, There are times when this RX it just the right thing to get us back in the grove. May

let' see:

erotic lustfulness
loss of clothing
table dancing
desire to sing karaoke

that's why hans loves you. not the spitting part.

Close...!

you mean the spitting part, too?

ahhh Margaritaville.......all I'm gonna say is I've been there........nothing more!

I ALWAYS check General Chit Chat for your posts first, and I'm NEVER disappointed. Good one BFW!

What time are cocktails being served? :wink:

all the time. it's always 5 o'clock somewhere.

A woman after my own heart!

no dancing on the computer! :wink:

My favorite drink.... too bad it makes my do stupid things :oops: :roll: :wink:

This may not pertain to all of us, :roll: but some might end up pregnant :oops:

aaaaannnnddddd..... how do we know this?

Doesn't always have to be a Margarita does it? :shock: It's called Surprize :!:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I love it.

May, had you imbibed a Margarita while typing? or did you go back to the grove, for more juice, hence more margaritas? lol :mrgreen: j/k

:mrgreen: WOO HOO! :mrgreen:

B, think you are turning this bunch into a bunch of lushes! :wink:
I've known ppl that thought they could sing karaoke, and should have had a margarita instead!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Me and Hans did a much talked of rendition of Sonny and Cher's 'I got you Babe' at a local karaoke fest - and we were stone cold sober (well, ish! :mrgreen: ) AND we didn't spit! :lol:

ooooh, wish i was there :roll:

Yeah, me too - you could've sung backing. 8)

to the tune of sweet adeline:


"sweeeet stash of miiiine"

I'm far too young to remember 'Sweet Adeline' - have to check it out on youtube! :mrgreen:

Our local Mexican place has $10 pitchers of margaritas every Friday and Saturday night. My husband is a fan of the place.

Wish I had been there too...la la la la la! not like Scuttle, either :wink:
(Littlest Mermaid) bet that was a hoot!...I got you Babe...dunt da, dunt da, I got you Babe...

So, what actually goes into a Margarita?

Margarita Recipe

The basic margarita recipe consists of three ingredients - Tequila, Cointreau (triple sec) and fresh lime juice. The true art of making margaritas lies in the ideal ratios and the pizzaz with which it is served. The ratio for margarita mix can vary from equal parts of each ingredient to 3:2:1 tequila: cointreau: lime juice. The triple sec is an orange liquer that adds a sweet-and sour flavor to the cocktail. Different flavors can be substituted for the triple sec to make interesting variations. Shake the margarita with ice and serve in salt rimmed glasses. You can add Grand Marnier instead of Triple sec for concocting an exotic margarita.

go easy on the tequilla

It tastes so good, it's easy to NOT go easy! This used to be an instant migraine for me :evil: before I figured out that not drinking was better than migraines :cry:

Or, I just buy it by the gallon jug at the liquor store -- everything is all mixed up for you -- just add ice (or it's also nice to keep in the 'fridge for emergencies) :oops: :oops: :D

if you don't go easy, you'll wind up like k3n. singing karaoke :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

That's ok -- I only drink at home 8) :lol:

I have sung an ode to Tequila on a few occasions without loss of clothing, memory, or too many inhibitions. I can also partake of fermented grape juice (red) without any ill effects. However, give me white wine and people will be talking of stuff I have no recollection. It would explain a few things .....and I won't tell you what those things are. lol

This is soooo funny, Can I share it with friends.... I love it.... Thanks for sharing such important news. Quilter1234