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Phyllis nm 03-22-2013 01:56 PM

Innocence of children
 
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards.

The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father...'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that.'
The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of many.'
The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said. 'I am the Father of hundreds', and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear a condom, and put your pants on backwards instead of your collar."

Latrinka 03-22-2013 03:58 PM

Now that is one SMART little boy! LOL!

Joset 03-23-2013 04:54 AM

that is so cute

callen 03-24-2013 05:22 AM

I needed a good laugh today & that sure hit the spot !!!

chips88 03-24-2013 05:26 AM

that was so cute.. thanks for sharing

Wanabee Quiltin 03-24-2013 08:30 AM

Ha Ha, love this.

coopah 03-24-2013 03:54 PM

Needed the laugh! Thanks!

Pilgrim 03-24-2013 09:00 PM

ROFL -
It is too bad there are many children who actually know what a condom is.


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