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butterflywing 05-08-2011 07:17 AM

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It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening
anyway.

drivingsusan 05-08-2011 07:20 AM

Yeah!! It IS good to be a woman!!!!

Lostn51 05-08-2011 07:32 AM

Oh the truth hurts......... :P

Billy

ptquilts 05-08-2011 07:49 AM

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

I was going to post a picture here, but didn't want to offend anyone. Just go to Google Images and type in fat bikini.

jolo 05-08-2011 07:51 AM

Oh I Am Woman

Kitsie 05-08-2011 08:25 AM

'scuse me while I rush to "e" this to all my female friends!

isnthatodd 05-08-2011 08:37 AM

Got this copied and ready to send to my friends!!!

b.zang 05-08-2011 08:38 AM

.....hear me ROAR

slstitcher 05-08-2011 08:47 AM

Great, made my day with that one. So many are so true.

DebraK 05-08-2011 11:35 AM

actually, number 7 can be a problem in your later years ;-)


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