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Ditter43 03-03-2011 07:00 AM

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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............


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"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

BETTY62 03-03-2011 07:06 AM

I love it. Thanks for sharing.

ssgramma 03-03-2011 07:08 AM

teehee

cashmommy11 03-03-2011 07:18 AM

lol thats funny

Grama Lehr 03-03-2011 08:25 AM

You are too funny!!

Jan in VA 03-03-2011 09:02 AM

OMG, I 'saw' myself in 'her' face today! :P

The brain seems to be fritzing more than usual lately, I need diversion and spring, for sure.:lol:

Jan in VA

Heartwarming quilts 03-03-2011 09:55 AM

You are way too funny!


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